and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
