yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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