I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I could fuck to npr.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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