Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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