im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize
