brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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