Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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