people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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