I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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