I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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