What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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