I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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