i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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