Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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