He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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