Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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