I molested 6 butterflies tonight
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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