Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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