DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
