D3 body, D1 cock
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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