Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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