I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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