It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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