Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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