She said her name was "party"
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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