What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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