Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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