You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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