I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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