so that wasnt chicken after all
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Watching her eat just hurts me
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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