If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
This toilet bowl is my home.
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