hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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