Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
And then my night got REAL pukey
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
