Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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