You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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