yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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