You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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