I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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