I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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