i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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