In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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