clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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