You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
you made out with another girl for some wings
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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