Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
