fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm both gender and math confused
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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