Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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