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• (845): View more from New York

  Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.

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  did she buy you pizza?

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• (806): View more from Texas

  It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.

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• (530): View more from California

  that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.

  (330): View more from Ohio

  THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?

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