playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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