If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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