I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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