apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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