Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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